prank

on this Sunday,unlike every Sunday James was at his office,he had this big presentation on Monday and needed to prep and get his designs well and perfect, he was a little OCD when it came down to work and perfection so church was canceled from today's agenda, while going through his Dex-top James phone buzzed about four times and when he finally picked it he almost urinated on his pants,
 " what! In my house?"            His tone was shaky like he could pass out right at that spot, the call replied
 " I swear! Am telling you James, Its Sunday so i thought I come say hi to you and your new bride, only to find the door open and a man on top of your wife just at the living room floor"
 " ahhhhh Jesu!"           James screamed giving his head a serious scratch as he thought of how Uju his wife was a battlefield, before her dad agreed to give her hand in marriage to him was a thug of war and to think another ass hole was banging his precious was like dieing itself, quickly and almost immediately James stormed off his office, he didn't even respond to the gates man's farewell, in fact he didn't hear what the man was saying all his mind was focused at  his house and  a long track race of no end thinking all sort of things he would do when he gets there, a man on top of his wife, JEsu! he murmured to himself when he stopped walking, He had gotten to his Range Rover spot car only to realize he wasn't with his keys, giving a loud hiss James turned back and headed towards his office building but stopped when he realize how many more steps of the stair case he was going to climb to get to his office and the time wasting, so he concluded that taking a cab was the best idea. while in the cab he called his friend again
" o boy! Them see you?" he asked
 " James, I just tire as I dey here, they didn't even know i was there, am just at your car park now! Hurry up oooo..... Fast".                  His friend Mike replied  through the phone as James heartbeat went on the increase, his body was shaking, his eyes became red all of a sudden, he would so kill that son of the devil that ahhhhhh, the journey on its on became disturbing, his office to his house was usually 19 minuets, today it seems longer why has the universe decided to hate him today, once the cab finally came to a halt, James jumped down so fast the driver thought he had gone mad! Truly mike was at his car park and so was another vehicle a Lexus jeep,
" I wan die as I dey here".         He murmured to mike in desperation
" calm down man! Calm down, we need to be diplomatic" Mike suggested in the strongest of face
 " be like say you done craz! Diplo fire! A man is containing my wife and I should be diplomatic........... You be diplomatic by looking for a knife for me, because am killing someone today".             Jame voiced in anger picking up one of an abandoned iron at his compound and headed straight for his house, as Mike had earlier said the door was open and he entered with so much hurry but was left with chills mixed with anger, mixed with only God can explain when he saw his wife his mother, his dad and his younger brother with so many bowls of rice, chicken and drinks
 " happy Easter baby".               Ugu murmured with this lovely smile at him giving him a long kiss, he kissed her for just one reason, He was happy she was all his! the lord knows he was a worker holic! They planned all this just so he would came home for the celebration, looking behind him James saw his friend Mike laughing profoundly. This was a nice Easter Prank, what better way to spend the Easter. Happy Easter